England v Italy 2014

Dear Jonathan and AliceWhat shall I wear for the England v Italy match?And what will you wear?Me, probably an England white shirt with a straw hat.Chili pork pies are in the fridgeAnd Tiger lager tooAs well as several gallons of semi skimmed milk.It’s been an exciting World Cup so far, with the home team Brazil luckyContinue reading “England v Italy 2014”

What’s wrong with tossing a coin?

The party’s overSo England are coming home.There are 3 reasons why we lost to Italy:1. We should teach our children to play with a greater accent on ball control. We don’t cultivate our children’s talents, but instead encourage bruisers to kick and rush.2. There are far too many foreigners in the Premiership. We should cutContinue reading “What’s wrong with tossing a coin?”

Mama son tanto felice

Ciao Jonathan e Alice Stasera sarà una notte memorabile per entrambi. Organizzo il mio calcio in cucina. Ieri sera ho fatto un delizioso Spaghetti bolognese, con parmigiano, ma oggi sarà incoronazione di pollo, come tributo alla regina. Il pollo è in forno ora, e io aggiungo la maionese e curry un po ‘ più tardi.Continue reading “Mama son tanto felice”