International terror group takes aim at Lilywhites as Real Madrid close in on the Welsh winger.

We know that Al-Qaeda was responsible for 9/11 in 2001. Is Al-Qaeda instead turning its attention to Gareth Bale?

According to a report in the Guardian Nigeria, the terrorist group has “threatened to deal with Tottenham Hotspur over the star’s move to Real Madrid”.

For why? 
Because of the club’s links to London’s Jewish community. 
Deriding the Lilywhites as “Jews who will be punished for their greed by the wrath of God and by the sound of arms”, al-Qaeda also harangued them as “unscrupulous merchants”. Fortunately the global terror organisation stopped short of criticizing Andre Villas-Boas’ attacking 4-3-3 formation that last season took them to within a whisker of qualifying for the Champions League.